Delivery accepted. Resident unavailable.
Bagcat
Current address: the bag your delivery came in.
Please knock first●Handle with suspicion●Crinkle after consent●Front paws downstairs●Occupancy confirmed●Bag stays put●No forwarding address●
Current Residence
He moved into the delivery bag before the receipt cooled.
House Rules
- Ticker
- $BAGCAT, written on no mailbox because the resident rejects administrative errands.
- Address
- The brown delivery bag beside the door, with two paw exits and no spare key.
- Doorbell
- Three gentle taps on paper; a hard crinkle is treated as unlawful entry.
- Rent
- One warm parcel corner, payable whenever somebody stops flattening the walls for recycling.
- Visitors
- Couriers may approach quietly; vacuum cleaners remain permanently barred from the entire property.
- Forwarding
- None filed. The whole residence travels only when a better box arrives downstairs.
Knock softly. The bag is occupied.